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TMI Tuesday: May 7, 2019 - Masturbation Month

May is Masturbation Month

    TMI Tuesday
  1. Can one masturbate too much?
    I suppose it may be theoretically possible, but it’s not something that I’ve ever experienced. For me, masturbating at all would be more notable.

  2. Do you masturbate daily?
    See previous question. 30 odd years ago, this would have been a resounding “Fuck yeah! And twice at the weekends.” These days, I genuinely can’t remember the last time I did. It was probably some time during 2018, but don’t try and hold me to an actual date.

  3. Do you masturbate significantly more than you have sex with another person?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    Personally, I don’t think so. In my active masturbating days, being in a relationship and having sex with them didn’t really affect how often I got myself off. Nowadays, if I have sex, it’s with someone else, not myself.

  4. Can you go one week without masturbating?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    C. Only if I could have sex at least every other day
    See previous answers. So far I’ve gone without it for all of this year, stretching back to some indeterminate date last year. Again, back in my younger, more actively masturbatory periods of my life, I’m sure I could have and probably did. It really just depended on my mood and how frustrated I was feeling.

  5. Are you comfortable casually admitting to others that you masturbate?
    A. Yes
    B. Depends on Who I’m Talking To
    C. No
    It’s a yes, but in context and depending on who I’m talking to. I wouldn’t mention it to my boss, or the checkout operator at my local supermarket, but with friends, or in a conversation where it came up, I don’t have any problems with it.

  6. Would you be comfortable performing a masturbation “show” in front of your lover?
    A. Yes
    B. Maybe, Depends on the Personality of My Lover
    C. No
    I have done this before, both in person and via video call. Both were very different experiences. Via video, it was the whole event as and of itself, apart from watching her reciprocate, whereas, in person, it was just part of a longer and more extended session, and just one element of what we did.

  7. Have you ever masturbated in a public place? Where? Why?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    I haven’t done so myself, but I have done so to a partner on long train and plane journeys. There was definitely something very naughty about doing that right under the noses of the crew and our fellow passengers. Watching her try to contain her climax to avoid discovery was highly arousing. My reward/punishment for doing so when we got to our destination definitely confirmed how much it had turned her on and driven her wild. My cock definitely enjoyed her “revenge”.
Bonus: Would you rather. . .
Never masturbate again?  OR have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever?
Given how difficult I find it to masturbate at all, I suspect that doing so five times a day, every day, for the rest of my life would be an impossible task. The idea that I might never masturbate again is a bit of a depressing one but, all things considered, since I’m not currently doing it anyway at present, and don’t really miss it any more either, I suspect that this would be the much more bearable option.