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Facial Hair

Most of you will no doubt be aware that I am “moderately” hirsute, to say the least. I have been shaving (my face) regularly since I was 12/13. My beard, such as it is, grows in pretty quickly and quite thick.
I have, possibly surprisingly, only ever grown a beard twice in my life, both times for charitable causes, and both times I couldn’t wait to get rid of the bloody thing.
Some men can grow a beard with relative impunity, others can’t. I fall most definitely in the “can’t” category.
For one thing, it doesn’t suit me.  I really don’t have the right sort of chin (or, since I’m being honest, chins) for it. There is also the fact that, despite being dark haired, it used to grow in with ginger streaks in it.  The ginger bits have now been replaced with silver, so I’ve gone from looking like a raccoon to a badger.
But then there is the itch. It starts after about 4/5 days and no matter how long I endure it, it just doesn’t diminish, and so, out comes the razor. Of course, I have very pa…

Erotic Haiku

Erotic Haiku
by Kilted Wookie A warm wet circle
Surrounding me with softness
Holding me tightly
~~~~ Time has no meaning
When I am lost inside you
Two bodies as one
~~~~ The sweet taste of you
Lingers long after we part
Joyous memories
~~~~ Lips surrounding me
You encircle my hardness
Taking me deeper
~~~~ Your body, my goal
Your orgasm, my pleasure
Your moans, my reward
~~~~ Passionate fusion
A sexual collision
Orgasmic release
~~~~ Warm, wet, inviting
Your softness slowly yielding
As I push inside
~~~~ My tongue exploring
Every fold of your cunt
Tasting your sweetness
~~~~ The joyous union
Of cunt, cock, body and mind
The sweet synergy
~~~~ Your soft, gentle moans
The subtle change of flavour
Announce your climax
~~~~ The crack of leather
Red marks left on soft white skin
The kiss of my belt
~~~~ You beg me to cum
To release deep inside you
To share my moment
~~~~ The rope bites your skin
As you struggle to resist
The leather’s caress
~~~~ I savour your taste
Your sweet juices on my…